I am chaotic energy incarnate, and you love it. Welcome to the best store for the worst podcast on the planet. You are witness to the launch of the store, and you are grateful to be here (jokes aside, I am happy you are here).
This page is only bad looking because I’m lazy and my business partner will hate me for it, despite my college degree in CSS (don’t worry Frothy, I fixed some of it for you lol).